The Melt by Jason Diamond

The Melt by Jason Diamond

Appetizers for Dinner

All Small Plates at Petite Patate

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Jason Diamond
Feb 13, 2023
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I feel like I’m turning into a self-help guru when I talk about dining out because I’ll say something like “I don’t understand the ‘rules’ of going to a restaurant,” and emphatically do the hand signal for air quotes like I’m a Chris Farley character. But the thing is that I seriously don’t love the idea that you have to do dinner in some methodical ord…

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