Hot Retired Italian Don in the Garden Summer

Time to sit in the shade

I seem to have accidentally ended up ahead of the trends. Namely, the weird garden clog thing that “Took Over Brooklyn (and Menswear TikTok)” according to a GQ article by Eileen Cartter this past week. The Plasticana Gardana clog, with its “silhouette [that] leans slightly more ballet flat than Croc,” came on my radar a few years ago after I planted a s…