Is P.J. Clarke's the Perfect NYC Dining Experience?

Martinis. Oysters. The best urinals in the city, baby!

I don’t write restaurant reviews. I’ll write book reviews, like the one I wrote recently for Bon Appétit about the new unauthorized Anthony Bourdain biography. Give the review a read once you’ve finished this. Lord knows I will probably have to pimp my work on here more since Twitter is in a death spiral. Movies, records, sure. I can write critical asse…