My Baby Likes to Goose Step

Oy vey...

I’m two weeks into being a dad, and the most common questions I get are the variations on whether or not I miss sleep. It’s almost always other men who ask this question. They usually ask it like Max Fischer in Rushmore asking Herman Blume “Were you in the shit” in Vietnam, as if I’m about to enter into a world of horror straight out of the mind of Step…