My Boys Don't Moisturize

What's the deal with dudes and face cream?

As America’s Number One Schvitz Reporter (I will go ahead and claim that title), I spend a fair amount of time in locker rooms with other dudes. Lucky me, right? The place where guys let it all literally and figuratively hang out and supposedly have a different manner of talking that might not fly in the world beyond the lockers. I generally go to place…