The Melt by Jason Diamond

The Melt by Jason Diamond

My Boys Don't Moisturize

What's the deal with dudes and face cream?

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Jason Diamond
Jan 31, 2023
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As America’s Number One Schvitz Reporter (I will go ahead and claim that title), I spend a fair amount of time in locker rooms with other dudes. Lucky me, right? The place where guys let it all literally and figuratively hang out and supposedly have a different manner of talking that might not fly in the world beyond the lockers. I generally go to place…

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