Our National French Fry Decline

Please sir, can I have some more?

I met up with some friends for dinner last Friday after an especially long day being force-fed fresh mozzarella and various cured meats in the Bronx. I honestly wasn’t feeling a night out after nearly a dozen hours of work when you factor in travel, but the plans were mercifully a few blocks from my apartment at the new No. 7 location on Vanderbilt. I’m…